Monday, March 1, 2021

How to Survive Being Picked on by a Standup Comedian

In other words, we're going to shortly explore what to do when the heckled becomes the heckler. Consider these as tips for first time standup comedy goers or even if you've been attending such shows regularly.

  1. Avoid the front row especially, because you'll be an easy target.
  2. When the comedian gets nervous or has forgotten their jokes they will turn their attention to you. Don't take it personally. 
  3. Once you've caught the eye of the comedian, they will tend to exaggerate your actions (For example, I went for this one show and the comedian said that I hardly clapped at their entry and did so daintily, when that was a far cry from the truth). Don't take it personally. 
  4. Be prepared for questions regarding your personal life. You'll usually be asked your name, occupation and relationship with the person you came with. 
  5. Be as monosyllabic, evasive and boring as possible. You risk being called out for this but it's worth the risk. If you're the sporty kind good for you but you didn't pay to be baited or made a fool of so don't feel any kind of obligation to be interesting or funny. 


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